High Vantage Point

I collect witty sayings. Whenever I find something I like, I email it to myself and keep it in a file for later use. Then, when a time comes to recite them, I can’t remember them, anyway. Here’s a few that struck me as particularly witty, and in many cases, funny. It is bad luck [...]

I have so many relatives who teach science, I knew that I needed to share this video. The Effect of Drugs on a Wood Spider This is absolutely hilarious. I has to rank on the top 10 of my all time favorites. Watch the wood spider as he is exposed to various drugs such as [...]

This is a hilarious road rage video. Watch Mercedes guy’s face throughout the process. It is totally priceless. Road Rage – Click here for the funniest movie of the week Road Rage: Granny’s Revenge I can really relate to this guy in the Mercedes. It’s nothing to do with the car. In fact, I drive [...]

I’ve yet to find a wine that tasted good to me. Of course, I haven’t looked that hard, either. I’ll just stick with my Dr. Pepper and iced Mochas. I don’t know that wine connoisseurs drink all that much wine, either. Every time I’ve observed a wine tasting, I see people smelling the wine, looking [...]

I don’t have many faults, but there is one glaring fault I really need to overcome. When I’m driving, I have a shorter fuse with other people than at any other time. As an admitted resistentialist, I know that whenever I’m in a hurry, everyone else on the roads have all day. And, I’m certain [...]

This came through my email awhile back. I thought it funny enough to drop it into my blog. I wish I could give credit, but I don’t know where it originated. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Humorous definitions. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone [...]

While we shopping in a grocery store, during our recent trip to McCall, Idaho, I decided that I needed to find a restroom. As I walked past the women’s restroom on the way to the men’s room, I noticed that there was a long line of women waiting for their turn. After walking right into [...]

I ran across this when I was cleaning out some old email files. I don’t know where it originated, but I felt at the time that it was worthwhile enough to save it. I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an [...]

One of my cousins sent me a note on Facebook – you know, one of those viral kinds that you get and are asked to send out to a bunch of people and it goes on and on. I don’t normally jump into those things, but in this one intrigued me. He had put together [...]

I’m pretty sure that Starbucks doesn’t think too highly of people like us. Oh, well, I’m not too concerned how the feel – ever since Schultzie orphaned our beloved Sonics and left them to be adopted by some Oklahoma swindler. We used to spend lots of $$$ at the coffee stands. In fact, my wife [...]